It’s my job to keep you safe. At least let me do that.
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Now I know why you did this. If I was in your position, I would fall in love with her too.
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(A)sexy Witch: forgivemyrightbrain: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If...
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via documentingmyinsanity)
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(Source: vulnerablefashion, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)
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Reasons to Stay Alive by Matthew Gray Gubler.
most beautiful thing i have ever read
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imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
(via documentingmyinsanity)
The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
Not only that, but he’s also trying to negotiate having his pay LOWERED so that they could get more.
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hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
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